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Statues in the Park
 

Two statues facing each other in a park. One male and the other female, had been there for exactly one hundred years.

A fairy godmother waved her wand over them to bring them to life for one hour as a reward for being good statues. As soon as they could move she suggested they do whatever they wanted for the next hour.

The statues had a whispered conversation with each other and then told the fairy godmother that there was one thing they both wanted to do. So they ran off into the bushes together, holding hands.

For the next fifteen minutes all that could be heard from the bushes was a lot of giggles and sniggers until finally they emerged, red faced and covered in leaves and twigs.

The fairy godmother was pleased that they appeared to have enjoyed themselves and suggested that, as they still had time left, they go back again for seconds.

The statues looked at each other and the man said it was ok with him if the girl wanted to try again.

The girl thought about it for a while, then agreed to go back with him, but this time she said, he could hold the pidgeon while she shit on it.


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