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There were 2 sisters, a blonde and a brunette.

They owned their own cattle ranch, but they were missing a bull. So the brunette sister says, "I'll go take 500 dollars and buy us a bull, I'll send you a telegram with the money left over to come pick me up with the bull."

So the sister's new bull that the brunette picked up cost 499 dollars, that left her with a dollar. She went to the telegram place and said she wanted to send her sister a telegram saying to come pick her up with the bull.

The man at the counter told her it would be 1 dollar a word. So she thought a second and said send her the word comfortable. The man was very confused and asked how the word comfortable was going to tell her sister to come pick them up and the brunette said "She's blonde, she'll read it slow, com-for-da-bull."


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