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Think before you speak
 

I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a Blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word... he knew better.

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I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."

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My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case,the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically,the boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget.

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This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any....a true story... We had a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night? "Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard.


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