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Survivor, Carolina Style
 

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, UNC-TV is planning to do one entitled:

“Survivor: Carolina Style”

The contestants will start in Charlotte, travel up to Asheville and on to Boone. From there they will head over to Morganton and over to High Point and Winston-Salem. They will then proceed down to Raleigh and Knightdale. Then back down to Greenville, Jacksonville, Lumberton, up to Fayetteville, Rockingham and finally back over to Charlotte.

Each contestant will be driving a pink Volvo with NJ license plates with loud, rap music blaring from the oversized speakers and a large bumper sticker that reads:

I'M GAY, I'M A VEGETARIAN, NASCAR SUCKS AND SO DID DALE, GO YANKEES, SMOKING IS FOR IDIOTS, DEER HUNTING IS MURDER, HILLARY IN 2004 AND I'M HERE TO CONFISCATE YOUR GUNS!!


The first one to make it back to Charlotte alive WINS.


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