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A Redneck Farmers new Bride
 

A redneck farmer decided to get married but as he didn't know of any available women in his area he decided to get a postal bride from Eastern Europe.

After making some enquiries he finally contacted a young woman in the Far East and they wrote to each other a few times until eventually he sent the money for her to travel over to meet him.

All dressed up in his best suit the farmer got his pony and trap and went to meet her as she arrived on the plane. On the way to the farm the young woman was beginning to think how lucky she was to have a man who wanted to marry her who owned a farm and so must be rich and was obviously romantic enough to meet her in a pony and trap, thereby giving her more time to get to see the country that they were travelling through.

At that moment the pony came to slight rise in the road and stopped. The farmer got out of the trap and led it to the top. Before getting back into the cart he held one finger up said "One" to the pony.

A little further along the road they came to a second hill and the pony stopped again. Once more the farmer got down and led it to the yop of the hill. At the top he held two fingers up in front of the pony and said "Two". Five minutes later they came to a third hill and the pony stopped again. This time the farmer took his shotgun, got down from the cart and shot the pony.

His bride to be was totally shocked and let him know how she felt about his behavior.

The farmer turned to her, held up one finger and said "One".


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