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Coffin Pun
 

There once was an old man who was loved by everyone in the town where he lived.

When he died, they buried him at a scenic location along a river.

A few days later there was a great rain storm and the river flood coffin was carried along the river in to the town.

The casket flowed down the street past the supermarket and the school all the way into the pharmacy.

It slid right in to the pharmacy and onto the counter.

The lid popped open and the old man sat straight up and asked the pharmacist - "Do you have anything to stop this coffin?" (Paul Cooper)


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