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One Liner Puns
 

To be fully appreciated, this mailing must be read in the nude so, please, bare with me. (Curt Dayton)

Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. (After Hours)

Wanted: Hair cutter. Excellent growth potential. (Marsha Coleman)

Any joke about the Titanic would have to be a one-liner.(Corny Puns)

On a diet? Go to the paint store. You can get thinner there. (Simon Champion)

When you shop an estate sale, keep in mind that all of the lifetime warranties have expired. .(Renee from Napa) Heard about the amazing new discovery? Itís a pill that is half aspirin and half glue for people who have splitting headaches. (Edgewood Funnies)

Divorce Attorney to client: "Donít look at this as a divorce. Itís more like a two-for-one split. (Pat Delgado)

The trouble with life is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired. (Milton Berle)

I canít see why everyone thinks Shakespeare is such a great writer. His plays are full of cliches. (Tina Blue)

Spotted skunks do handstands before they spray. (Caboom)

In 1951 Vegetable farmers from all over the world had a meeting. It was the first world peas conference. (Daryl Stout)

Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get. (Robert Orben)


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