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I looked for evidence of collusion between the tobacco industry and firearms manufacturers, but alas, I could find no "smoking gun." (Mike Turniansky)

As any embryologist will tell you, our lives are ova before we are born. (Stan Kegel)

Could we really blame the hurricane for all of the broken glass? Realistically, how much can a wind owe? (Corny Puns)

The racing driver's wheel failed during the race, so he had to retire. (Simon Champion)

I called up the hospital the other day. First I was wrongly connected to the vasectomy department. Then I was cut off! (Gunjan Saraf)

The first king was crowned in a reign coat. (Art. Moger)

Skydivers are good to the last drop. (Renee from Napa)

When I asked my girl friend if she could learn to love me, she asked me how much I was willing to spend on her education! (Gard Webster)

A man usually feels better after a few winks, especially if she winks back. (Giggley Wiggley)

Judge: "I see you are back for fighting with your wife. Liquor again?" "No, sir," was the reply. "She licked me this time." (Clean Cut Jokes)

A medical study shows parasites prefer males. Married men around the house are the most susceptible. Bacteria like to hide in places where there’s very little movement. (Alan Ray)

Have you heard about the Chinese restaurant that stays open 24 hours a day? It's called Wok Around the Clock.(Richard Lederer)


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