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Reasons Santa cant be a man
 

Men can't pack a bag

Men wouldn't be caught dead wearing red velvet

Men would feel their masculinity is threatened... having to be seen with all those elves

Men don't answer their mail

Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described, even in jest, as anything remotely resembling a "bowlful of jelly

Men aren't interested in stockings unless somebody's wearing them

Having to do the "Ho, Ho, Ho," thing would seriously inhibit their ability to pick up women

Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment.


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