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GLOBAL WARMING FOUND AT EQUATOR Macapa -- New evidence of global warming has been found in this Brazilian city at the mouth of the Amazon River. Dr. Bruno Clinckerdinck, Professor of Climatology and Auto Repair at Gomer State University, said evidence of warming is "incontrovertible". "There's lots of palm trees and stuff, plus it's always hot and humid here." Prof. Clinckerdinck, head of an international team of scientists, has been in Macapa for a month, studying the phenomena caused by global warming. "We walk up and down the beach all day, taking air and water samples. Then we sit under beach umbrellas and analyze the results. I'm telling you, it's frightening." The professor then excused himself, mumbling something about "mai tais" and "nap".