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Jokes for Halloween
 

Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween?

A. Ghoul-aid!!!

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Q. What is a Mummie's favorite type of music?

A. Wrap!!!!!

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Q. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?

A. Because demons are a ghouls best friend!

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Q. What's a monster's favorite bean?

A. A human bean.

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Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A. A sand-witch.

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Q. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?

A. Anywhere where he can boo-gie.

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Q. What do ghosts say when something is really neat?

A. Ghoul

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Q. Why did the ghost go into the bar?

A. For the Boos.

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Q. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?

A. He didn't have a haunting license.

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Q. Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?

A. He had no body to dance with.

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Q. Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?

A. At the casketeria.

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Q. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?

A. He is mist.

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Q. Where did the goblin throw the football?

A. Over the ghoul line.

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Q. Why is a ghost such a messy eater?

A. Because he is always a goblin.

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Q. What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?

A. A toasty ghosty.

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Q. What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae?

A. Whipped scream.

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Q. What do you give a skeleton for valentine's day?

A. Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.

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Q. What is a vampires favorite holiday?

A. Fangsgiving

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Q. What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?

A. mas-scare-a.

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Q. Who was the most famous ghost detective?

A. Sherlock Moans.

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Q. What is a ghosts favorite place on the web?

A. www.halloween.com!

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Q. Who was the most famous witch detective?

A. Warlock Holmes


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