Welcome to JokeBarn.net
Home | Random Joke | Search | Contact Us
The JokeBarn.net Family

 
Humor and Jokes
humor Categories
Airline
Animal
Automotive
Blonde
Business
Computer
Doctor
Holiday
Kids
Lawyer
Men
Miscellaneous
Police
Politician
Pun
Redneck
Relationships
Religion
School
Signs
Sports
Women
 
Joke Archive
Picture Archive
funny jokes and images

 
clean jokes
Manage Jokes

Register a new account

Login :
Pass :
 
Forgot your password?

funny images and pictures


 

 
Mark, George and Bob
 

Have you heard the one about Mark, George and Bob who became good friends?

They decided to go on a vacation together along with their wives. So they rent a large mobile home and away they went. Unfortunately just as they were getting on the highway a semi-trailer ran right over the top of them, sending them all to Peter at the pearly gates.

Mark stepped forward and introduced himself. Peter said "Well its great to meet you, let me check the Big Book and I'll get right back to you." Peter came back with a frown on his face and said "I'm sorry I won't be able to let you in. All you thought about during your life was money, money, money! In fact you didn't marry until you found a girl named Penny! Next."

So George stepped forward, going through the same process until Peter again came back with a frown on his face. Peter said "I'm sorry I won't be able to let you in. All you thought about during your life was drinking, drinking, drinking! In fact you didn't marry until you found a girl named Sherry! Next."

Meanwhile Bob who was watching all that just happened leaned over to his wife and says, "Fanny, let's get the heck out of here!"


Joke Info
Category : Relationships Contributor : n/a
Rating  

Please login for Email options

 
Rate this joke
Very Good Good OK Bad Very Bad

[ View Next Joke ] [ View Next Relationships Joke ]