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The Y5B bug!
 

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And you thought the Y2K problem was serious!

The Sun has been active for approximately 4.6 billion years. However, it only has enough fuel to go on for another five billion years (Y5B). At the end of its life, the Sun will start to fuse helium into heavier elements and begin to swell up, ultimately growing so large that it will engulf the Earth. Life on earth will change as we know it. First we will have mildly warmer temperatures, then a heat wave will be with us, and finally it will get cold....real cold. Thus, the Year Five Billion will be here. Will we be prepared for the billionennium(tm) bug? Y5B.com will try to help.

Don't Panic - Keep Your Cool

We still have time!

Stay posted to Y5B.com for:

Articles about how to prepare for the Year 5 Billion Bug including....

The Y5B What's Hot - What's Not list!

Why the government conspiracy wants you to focus on Y2K not Y5B?

How to be financially prepared and Freeze your Assets in the Year 5 Billion.

How to Dress for Success in the Year 5 Billion?

Will bribery be a new Olympic event?

What about Ski Resorts in Hawaii? Will the surf break or crack?

How will the Y5B bug impact the stock market in 4999999999?

Check out auction values on your old sunglasses at Ebug-y5b.com

Will Cold Fusion be Hot?

Will computer chips be able to go beyond 10 digits?

How to deal with post sun-partum depression?

Will eggs be cooked sunny side down?

Will the Dow break 15000000000000?

Should Y5B.com go public? What about Bob.com?

Will Sun Computers change their name?

Will there be a champagne shortage?

Will the Fed lower interest rates to stimulate the economy? Will Greenspam be around to help?

What to tell your kids when the sun doesn't come up in the Morning?

Should you buy your wood burning stove before or after Y2K?

How to install Windows 5000000000?

and much more.....

(From the Y5B web page, http://www.y5b.com)


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