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When my daughter was about four years old, she still had a hard time grasping the concept of marriage.

But anyway, I got out our wedding album, thinking visual images would help, and explained the entire service to her. Once finished, I asked if she had any questions, and she replied,

"Oh. I see. Is that when Mommy came to work for us, daddy?"

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A mother took her three-year-old daughter to church for the first time. The church lights were lowered, and then the choir came down the aisle, carrying lighted candles.

All was quiet until the little one started to sing in a loud voice, "Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you......"

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I had been teaching my three-year-old daughter, Caitlin, the Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime she soloed. I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end of the prayer. "Lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver us some e-mail. Amen."


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