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Golf words of Wisdom
 

If you are afraid a full shot might reach the green while the group ahead are still putting, you have two options: you can immediately shank a lay-up, or you can wait until the green is clear and top a ball halfway there.

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If your best shots are the practice swing and the "gimme Putt", you might wish to reconsider this game.

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"It's good sportsmanship not to pick up lost balls while they are still rolling." -Mark Twain

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"Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle." -Anonymous


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